The New Holland Rifle and Pistol Club has deputized the Welsh Mountain Regulators to set up camp at our club.  All rustlers, swindlers, card cheats, horse thieves, outlaws, rowdies, and other ne’er-do-wells in the hereabouts, should be on notice.  Henceforth, lawlessness and other vexatious acts will be met with a stern brand of confrontation, and swift justice.  Any Cowboy or Cowgirl with true grit can step forward and join our ranks.  But you’ll need to prove your mettle with shootin’ irons.  The pay ain’t much, but the excitement and fun are guaranteed!